My 2018's new year resolution will be to stay immortal!
So far, so good..
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I stay away from whiny people for the same reason I stay away from math books.
They have too many problems...
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What do uninvited guests and problems have in common?
They come when you least expect it.
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I fucking HATE GENIES from yesterday onwards!
I met one yesterday night, He said he'd grant me three wishes, I asked for my three wishes, but the bastard granted me only two of them:
1st wish: I'd be Immortal
2nd wish: I'd be the richest man in the world
3rd wish: I shall never wake up from this dream
You make the guess which one he skipped...
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Fake pretentious people who give a hell to others about "global warming", "climate change", "ozone layer" and "Environmental Awareness" all the fking time, but get a mini heart attack when they are asked to pay a dime extra for a recyclable bag at shopping malls are like Catholics who say Jesus is real but Santa is not!
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I disagree with the "Blonde girls are dumb" analogy. I think they are very very smart.
Actually, they figured out a long time ago, that they are soo hot, that other girls are not interested in what they say out of jealousy, and men can't concentrate on what they say when they're with them.
So they found it useless to do long and tedious works like reading a book or learning to use google for anything other than searching "facebook.com", coz their knowhows would go to waste anyway.
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Why is Sun always burning?
Coz someone Star-ted it 4.6 Billion years ago. #FunWithFacts
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And in the end I'd like to put this pun-tastic post to rest by saying, it doesn't matter whether you're blonde or you pretend to love nature, it all comes down to only one thing, Be Real.
Coz if you are not You, Then You are:
So far, so good..
--
I stay away from whiny people for the same reason I stay away from math books.
They have too many problems...
--
What do uninvited guests and problems have in common?
They come when you least expect it.
--
I fucking HATE GENIES from yesterday onwards!
I met one yesterday night, He said he'd grant me three wishes, I asked for my three wishes, but the bastard granted me only two of them:
1st wish: I'd be Immortal
2nd wish: I'd be the richest man in the world
3rd wish: I shall never wake up from this dream
You make the guess which one he skipped...
--
Fake pretentious people who give a hell to others about "global warming", "climate change", "ozone layer" and "Environmental Awareness" all the fking time, but get a mini heart attack when they are asked to pay a dime extra for a recyclable bag at shopping malls are like Catholics who say Jesus is real but Santa is not!
--
I disagree with the "Blonde girls are dumb" analogy. I think they are very very smart.
Actually, they figured out a long time ago, that they are soo hot, that other girls are not interested in what they say out of jealousy, and men can't concentrate on what they say when they're with them.
So they found it useless to do long and tedious works like reading a book or learning to use google for anything other than searching "facebook.com", coz their knowhows would go to waste anyway.
--
Why is Sun always burning?
Coz someone Star-ted it 4.6 Billion years ago. #FunWithFacts
--
And in the end I'd like to put this pun-tastic post to rest by saying, it doesn't matter whether you're blonde or you pretend to love nature, it all comes down to only one thing, Be Real.
Coz if you are not You, Then You are:
Simplicity Is The Key!
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