5 Types of Girls You Should STAY AWAY From! (Boys Edition)

Boys are really stupid and they never know better. They think when they shouldn't and rush when they should hold on and think. And when it comes to girls, boys don't think at all! That's a Fact. Period!! (<< No pun intended) No matter how many danger signs we get, in situations involving girls we always end up using the Wrong Head, and not just any girl, the type of girls we wish we hadn't. So I took it upon myself to take the issue onto my hands and up-to my blog to assist my fellow dumb-witted 'Y' chromosomes to their better judgement.

DISCLAIMER: This post is just for fun, I am not some misogynist who’s trying to bad mouth our female counterparts. I love and respect all forms of living beings. The play with words are just to make the article funny. And secondly, if there are 5 type of girls to stay away from, then there are a dozen type of boys that girls should look-out for (for which I’d make a separate post in the future). So take it lightly and just enjoy. You are still welcome to sulk in the comments section below though ;-)

So let’s begin with the list:

#1 The Attention Seeker

These are a special breed of gals, who would go to any lengths, just to turn the eye balls of people onto them. What can I say, they just love making public scenes. Needless to say, most of the time when such girls make a scene, it turns out to be complete and total BS! And if at the end, they get trapped in their own Show, they wouldn't hesitate from using the "Woman Card" or there's always the "Water Works" to play as the last nail to the coffin. They will create scene at any time and at any place, no matter what situation they might be in. The attention seekers would strategically place themselves in such a way, that they would somehow be the center of attraction at all times.

Make no mistake, they aren't stupid. They are deviously smart, and so are the rest of the girls on our list.

#2 The Sympathy Gainer

This is the type that I have had personal experience from. Another dangerous breed to look-out for. Now such girls are much like the attention seeker type, but their approach is a little different. They don’t create public scenes like them attention seekers, but they do manage to find some bullshit excuse to whine and cry to person(s) who’s sympathy they wanna gain. These type of girls make everything about them. Like nothing bad ever happens to anyone else but them.

Now Sharing your troubles and feelings is absolutely fine. But these creatures not only overdo it, but goes so past beyond overdoing, that the attention seeking girls look like amateurs in comparison. Now normally, when someone has a problem and shares it with someone else, most likely the other person's gonna give the troubled soul some advice and even some help to resolve the said problem. But since the Sympathy Gainers don't actually have a real problem, they most likely aren't gonna take your advice. And even if they do have a problem, they don't wanna lose a good excuse to whine about.

#3 The Gold Digger

Nothing much to say about 'em. If you've got a mighty lot of them greens, then these gals would gladly be your queen. Looks, personality, character, humor, tastes, likes, dislikes, these are all trivial nonsense for them. All they care about is money. They wanna live a lavish life, for which they need money. And they certainly not gonna work for it. But lucky for them, they got the "Merchandise". Obviously these girls are mind blowingly hot and amazing in bed, which plays as the one and only charm factor for hooking in the rich chaps. But you can't really blame them for their looks, men don't mind being a cash dispenser in exchange for sex, so in a way, everyone's a winner here.

#4 The Opportunist

I personally hate these kind, regardless of their gender, these are the most meanest people that there can be legally. These types inherit a little bit of the #4, and a pinch of #3. As the name suggests "The Opportunists" are the type of girls, that would talk to you, hang out with you, or even pretend to be friends with you, only for their own personal gains. They don't care about you at all, and believe me, they never would! She would use you, like a miser uses a toothpaste tube to its last possible squeeze. And then throw you from her life when she's done with you. She would be really nice to you, and seemingly caring for you, just so she can get something out of you. Its all strictly business for her.

Now it may sound like "Friend Zoned" by the definition, but its not. If a girl friend zones you, that just means she ain't gonna be romantically involved with you. But a opportunist wouldn't be involved with you in any level of personal relation. But they would surely make it seem like they do though.

#5 The PSYCHO

And lastly the worst of all! Psychos are typically the most dangerous types of them all. They are the hybrid mix of all the above 4. They don’t get any worse, trust me! Yes of-course, such kind could be of any gender, but trust me guys, A girl Psycho is WAY more dangerous and Devious than a male psycho! Why? You might wonder. Well allow me to explain:

Now you all may already know, that females posses some compelling powers, that us males couldn't buy, or petition our way into.

The first and most obvious are the "Water Works" that I mentioned before. If a girl wants to escape a difficult situation coming her way, all she has to do is turn on the faucet, and let the shower begin. A girl's tear is equivalent to Nuclear Bombs in the human interaction genre. Just one is dropped, and comes the nuclear winter. And trust me, it'll damage the causer the most, i.e., You!

Another one is the "Women Card". No one takes the side of a man, when it comes to an argument between a man and a women. And especially when the women is coo-coo, there is no was she's gonna leave any gaps to let you escape.

Now imagine such great powers in the hands of some complete psycho! Yes, you wondered correct. You'd be doomed! Such damage can't be done by a male psycho.

If you try to reason with them, then you would be the stupid one. And if you tangle with them badly, then let be just end our list by saying this, "There wouldn't be enough electricity in the world to shock you back to sanity after that".

--

So there it is fellas. Do you agree with this list? Either way let me know what you think about it in the comments below ☟ ☟ ☟

If you enjoyed reading this post, then share it with your friends and keep the knowledge being known..

Peace✌

Share URL to this post:

Link to this post:

Share Via Whatsapp