Random Something Something #3 - Say What?!

I think the biggest superpower in today's world would be: Getting to speak your mind, and not being prosecuted online, harassed, judged in all your beliefs, and most of all, lynched, stomped and stoned to death by a misinformed, ignorant mob for it!

Random Something Something #2 - The Mind Bogglers

Do you know what boggles my mind?!

When you go to South India or Maharashtra and approach a localite, you talk to them in Hindi or English, and the guy always replies in their native language!

You think they didn't get the first time that you don't speak their language, so you continue with the common tongue and hope they'd get we have a gap in communication, But still, the sh*t still continues to blab gibberish...

Random Something Something - The First Blood

You know, who are the most confused people in the world?

Bisexuals!

I mean, How damn difficult is it to know, which side of the closet's door you are on?!

Are you gay, are you straight? You like fashion, you don't like fashion? You like Cher, you don't like Cher? You like a tootsie roll or you like doughnuts?

Just make a decision God Dammit!!