Random Something Something #5 - Pun Edition!

My 2018's new year resolution will be to stay immortal!

So far, so good..

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I stay away from whiny people for the same reason I stay away from math books.

They have too many problems...

Random Something Something #4 - Better Late Than Never

Do you know what I hate the most?

Guilty people talking sh*t back at you!

The same old ones, who never own up to their mistakes and fcuk ups, and to add insult to injury would talk smack on top of it!

Even cockroaches have the decency of running for cover when the lights are turned on. And they say us humans are the superior kinds.

Random Something Something #3 - Say What?!

I think the biggest superpower in today's world would be: Getting to speak your mind, and not being prosecuted online, harassed, judged in all your beliefs, and most of all, lynched, stomped and stoned to death by a misinformed, ignorant mob for it!

Random Something Something #2 - The Mind Bogglers

Do you know what boggles my mind?!

When you go to South India or Maharashtra and approach a localite, you talk to them in Hindi or English, and the guy always replies in their native language!

You think they didn't get the first time that you don't speak their language, so you continue with the common tongue and hope they'd get we have a gap in communication, But still, the sh*t still continues to blab gibberish...

Random Something Something - The First Blood

You know, who are the most confused people in the world?

Bisexuals!

I mean, How damn difficult is it to know, which side of the closet's door you are on?!

Are you gay, are you straight? You like fashion, you don't like fashion? You like Cher, you don't like Cher? You like a tootsie roll or you like doughnuts?

Just make a decision God Dammit!!