Random Something Something #4 - Better Late Than Never

Do you know what I hate the most?

Guilty people talking sh*t back at you!

The same old ones, who never own up to their mistakes and fcuk ups, and to add insult to injury would talk smack on top of it!

Even cockroaches have the decency of running for cover when the lights are turned on. And they say us humans are the superior kinds.

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Dear girls, stop looking for that one perfect guy, who's good-looking, sensible, affectionate, and all caring, who never gets angry for any of your mistakes or flaws, who never forgets any of your special dates, who just gets along with all your girlfriends, who don't smoke or drink, who will cook for you, go shopping with you, who will make time for your each and every plans no matter how big or small, who'd bend over backwards to solve all your problems and make your pathetic life turn around, who has no annoying habits or has no flaws, whose only wish is to "make all your wishes come true"!

Because Guess what? such men either don't exist or they have their own boyfriend.

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I think they should rename the SMS app of all phones to the OTP app. They are hardly ever used for anything else anyway.

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Your brain is your best or worst wingman. Some people get around without one.