Random Something Something #5 - Pun Edition!

My 2018's new year resolution will be to stay immortal!

So far, so good..

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I stay away from whiny people for the same reason I stay away from math books.

They have too many problems...

Random Something Something #4 - Better Late Than Never

Do you know what I hate the most?

Guilty people talking sh*t back at you!

The same old ones, who never own up to their mistakes and fcuk ups, and to add insult to injury would talk smack on top of it!

Even cockroaches have the decency of running for cover when the lights are turned on. And they say us humans are the superior kinds.